- blumpkin
- 1. (blumpkin) (12692↑, 3956↓)The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.
Morty made frequent trips to the office restroom, but never when the janitor who calls Costa Rica is there, because that janitor like to give Blumpkins.
Author: Von Hayes http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/11109292. (blumpkin) (4270↑, 2807↓)to recive a blowjob with defecating (taking a dump) The best of two worlds. This is universal, I can't believe it wasn't in here before\!That New Jersey hooker gave me a blumpkin and a scorching case of genital warts for $3.62
Author: bread infection http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/14895813. (blumpkin) (2544↑, 1969↓)receiving oral sex while taking a shit. see also: crumpkinshe agreed to give me a blumpkin as long as hot karl came to visit.
Author: nipplefish http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/6035324. (blumpkin) (1556↑, 1260↓)The process of excreting fecal matter while at the same time recieving oral pleasure. The process should relieve the male individual in the excreting process as the sensual pleasure eases the anal cavity. Such acts are periodically performed under the influence of Alcohol.Barrie saw Nick on the shitter and, in her state of drunkneness, gave nick a most excellent blumpkin. It was only after the roommate walked in, did it come to her attention that he was also shitting. hmmmmmm
Author: person2u2u http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/12444305. (blumpkin) (574↑, 323↓)The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time.Lenny Farinola propositioned every girl in the room for a blumpkin, the one sex act he has yet to master.
Author: Zac\! http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/12296076. (blumpkin) (1301↑, 1063↓)The time honered tradition of recieving a knobber whilst taking a dumple stiltskin.After a long night of drinking, I tackled a drunk bitch and she gave a me the most glorious blumpkin ever. It was strictly a classy maneuver.
Author: Thrilliam http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/25957587. (blumpkin) (470↑, 279↓)Considered a delicacy amongst weird kids, a blumpkin is receiving oral sex while taking a dump. Also used as a chant during basketball games.Dude, after I took your sister to Taco Bell, she gave me the best blumpkin ever.
Author: Salt Daddy http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/23301168. (blumpkin) (111↑, 52↓)a blumpkin is when a girl gives a guy a blowjob when he is taking a shit.blumpkin
Author: branden areia http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/37111819. (blumpkin) (91↑, 65↓)To receive fellatio while defecating.When Hans had eaten too much Mexican food one evening, Olga had no choice but to give him a blumpkin.
Author: snikt http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/304165410. (Blumpkin) (66↑, 53↓)the act of giving a blowjob to someone while he is taking a shitHolly gave kyle a blumpkin in her bathroom.
Author: Smoochy da Ryno http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/336951411. (blumpkin) (34↑, 18↓)The act of fellatio performed upon a male who is concurrently engaging in the act of defecation.1: Carter received a blumpkin from Paige\! 2: Gross\! (now you have a word to rhyme with pumpkin in your poetry)
Author: Helen Leichner http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/415349212. (Blumpkin) (44↑, 28↓)Taking a shit, while a girl is giving you oral sex, or blowjob.Goldstein-"I schnooked Cindy Kim..and she even gave me a blumpkin\!" Kumar- "What's a blumpkin?" Goldstein- "It's when a girl gives you head when your taking a shit\!\!"
Author: LOVESBIGBOB'SDICK http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/367173113. (Blumpkin) (33↑, 20↓)getting a blowjob on the toilet while taking a number two.I got a blumpkin the other night after I ate some taco bell. We both needed toilet paper.
Author: peatmoss941 http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/325106314. (Blumpkin) (26↑, 13↓)Its when a \#A chick gives you head while your sittin' on the toilet takin' a shit\!" -Harold and Kumar: escape from Guantánamo Bay.Chick-" Hey you want a Blumpkin?" Guy-" Whats a Blumpkin?" Chick-" Ugh never mind" Guy-"Damn\!"
Author: NiXONs Bak http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/414160015. (blumpkin) (19↑, 6↓)gettin a blowjob while takin a shit on the can variations: [kumpkin] [trumpkin]tht goddamn whore charges extra for blumpkin if ya shit rlly stanks
Author: cawlahmawtee/bambee/loya http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/400260116. (Blumpkin) (14↑, 5↓)A cocktail tribute to the time-honored tradition of receiving oral sex while defecating: * In a porcelain bowl mix 1oz vodka and 1oz creme de cacao over ice. * Float in two to three Tootsie Rolls * Garnish with several kernels of corn * Top with a blast of whipped creamThose blumpkins were delicious, but we should wait at least 20 minutes before we have another.
Author: Dick Cramden http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/412434317. (Blumpkin) (15↑, 7↓)The act of defecating while receiving a blow job.Blumpkin Haiku: Stinky poo, deep throat\\ Get on your knees now baby\\ Man, I love bumpkins\
Author: MC Flunk http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/330349418. (Blumpkin) (90↑, 82↓)Recieving oral sex while taking a shit.Yo' bitch gave me a blumpkin last night when yas left fa smokes.
Author: C bass http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/256164419. (Blumpkin) (22↑, 15↓)To take a shit, while being given head.Blumpkin.
Author: lucy6505 http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/332929920. (blumpkin) (11↑, 5↓)The act of a female drawing a male phallus into her mandibular oraface, while said male evacuates fecal-matter from his rectum.After I knocked the crack whore's teeth out, I made her give me a toothless blumpkin.
Author: CassiusKarp http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/502425121. (blumpkin) (14↑, 8↓)receiving fellatio while indulging on battenburg cake.Rhys: Dude, i got blumpkin last night, it was so rowdy\! Ryan: No way man, no way. I envy that with passion. Rhys: Yeah bro, you should. it was mega. Ross: Hoodrats\!
Author: ryblumpwin http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/451140322. (blumpkin) (33↑, 27↓)According to Wikipedia, The Howard Stern Show.After typing in blumpkin on Urbandictionary, I looked for a more extensive definition on Wikipedia.
Author: Sir, Yes http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/282377323. (blumpkin) (16↑, 10↓)To sit on the can and take your morning shit while recieving great head from someone who likes the smell of a mans dick and shit at the same time.Damn leatherpigboy1\@aol.com loves givin great Blumpkins to Men\!
Author: Pigboy http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/131710424. (Blumpkin) (7↑, 2↓)When you're taking a big dump on a toilet, and you're getting a blow job, you have an orgasm in her mouth as you let a turd drop.[Blumpkin]
Author: xAFx Parrott http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/508878025. (Blumpkin) (12↑, 7↓)While a man is taking a poop and his partner proceeds to give him a blowjob."Hey, I really need to go to the bathroom." "Sweet\! Can I come give you a blumpkin?\!"
Author: D Lee052708 http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/398088026. (blumpkin) (10↑, 6↓)the act of a female performing oral sex on a male while at the same time he is on the toilet taking a crap so he feels 2 great pleasures(only 1 if it is a painful crap or she has braces or 2 if it is both situations. if it is both then you are fucking unlucky)"Last night I went to Asian party and I shtupped Cindy Kim." "Get the fuck out\!" "I'm serious\! She even gave me a blumpkin." A what?" "it's when she gives ya head while your shittin on the toilet." "Awesome\!\!\!\!\!\!"
Author: poopiemcgee http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/404330427. (Blumpkin) (19↑, 15↓)When you receive head while you are on the toilet taking shit.Last night my bitch gave me a blumpkin.
Author: Gun-it_G-unit http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/331388028. (Blumpkin) (11↑, 8↓)1. (noun): oral sex given to a male partner while he is defecating on a restroom toilet. 2. (noun): a large, fat black man wearing an orange goose down parka; contraction of BLack and pUMPKIN.1. "I took her to the shitter and got a blumpkin. It was greasy though and I think I splashed her chin." 2. "Ha Haaaaaaaaa. Yooooooo\! Hey, yo\! look at that Blumpkin ass nigga."
Author: Deroc http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/341840429. (Blumpkin) (5↑, 3↓)A blumpkin is when a guy is sitting on the toilet taking a shit while simultaneously receiving dome from a girlKyle-"Yoo ryan how was last night with sarah?" Ryan-"So dope, before i knew she was giving me [dome] when i was shitting\!\!\!" Kyle-"you mean like a blumpkin?" Ryan-"exactly"
Author: Tre Bay Locc Dogg http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/424494530. (blumpkin) (5↑, 3↓)when a woman blows a man while he is pooping"I walked in my house, and my roommate was getting a blumpkin."
Author: on vacation http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/401411231. (Blumpkin) (5↑, 3↓)Getting a BJ While Taking a massive shit..."Dude I was taking the Greatest shit, then all of a sudden my chick just gave me a blumpkin\!\!\!
Author: Jesussssssssssssssss http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/389309732. (blumpkin) (15↑, 13↓)When your bodacious broad suckles the delectable juices out of your stiff shaft whilst inhaling the wonderful aroma originating from you pinching off a corny load.Jimmy had a great bout of blumpkin the other day with his grandmother
Author: Burlybear Bananahammock http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/326226933. (blumpkin) (3↑, 2↓)when a girl gives you head while you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit.Rosenberg:Hey Kumar i went to that asian party. Kumar:Cool\! What'd you do there Rosenberg:I schupted Cindy Kim. Kumar:Really? Rosenberg:She gave me a blumpkin
Author: §nake http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/450034034. (Blumpkin) (5↑, 4↓)Getting a blow job while your taking a shit\!"This morning my girl gave me the blumpkin of my life"
Author: meloveuloooongtime http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/414705535. (Blumpkin) (5↑, 4↓)A Blumpkin is recieving oral intercourse while taking a shit"yo i was getting a blumpkin in the outhouse the only thing is she didnt know it was a blumpkin.'
Author: BlumpkinKing http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/411223336. (blumpkin) (5↑, 4↓)Receiving head on the toilet while your partner is taking a booBaby i really got to go please let me go ok i will no why dont you join me i will only be a min. ok i'll just finish doing what i was doing but now will just call it a blumpkin
Author: back voice that u dont listen http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/401379437. (Blumpkin) (7↑, 6↓)When you are in the middle of sex, and you have to take a dump. You go and take a crap while your girl sucks on your dick So that your boner stays up.I had to take a shit while i was fucking kandy, but i didnt want my boner to go down so she gave me a blumpkin.
Author: Legacy021 http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/393468038. (blumpkin) (12↑, 11↓)when a girl gives you head while you are taking a shit on the toiletgive me a blumpkin while i drop a deuce
Author: mitchey b http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/299576739. (Blumpkin) (0↑, 0↓)A combination of the two best things in the word\!Dude, I gotta blumpkin lastnite from my girl, I swear I was in heaven.
Author: sosaditty http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/590059740. (Blumpkin) (3↑, 3↓)Getting a blowjob while your taking a shit.John: Why did your shit take so long? Ralph: I was getting a blumpkin from Sally.
Author: mikey.b.fresh http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/467980341. (Blumpkin) (6↑, 6↓)When a girl gives a guy head while hes taking a smelly shit.I gave that guy a blumpkin
Author: shelly dee http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/449857942. (Blumpkin) (5↑, 5↓)Blumpkin: receiving fellatio while sitting on a toiletI farted while shorty was giving me a blumpkin. toilet water splashed on her face while getting a blumpkin.
Author: brentanticus http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/430801343. (blumpkin) (4↑, 4↓)the act of giving head to a person when their shitting[bob:you got a blumpkin from Hannah] [Steve:yeah it was great\}
Author: grammas tiities http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/430702044. (blumpkin) (5↑, 5↓)The act of a woman giving a man oral sex, while he is taking a dumpI gave George a blumpkin today...it smelled alot,but he liked it
Author: Jayne Goodwall http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/378407445. (blumpkin) (44↑, 44↓)Receiving a Blow Job while taking a shit. If done to perfection, than you will die. If both cum and shit excape your body at the same time, then yes you die. If you dont believe me try and find someone who has.There are no examples for a Blumpkin. Everyones dead.
Author: blumpkinmaster http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/275326946. (blumpkin) (0↑, 1↓)1. (blump-kyn)-noun The act of a person performing oral sex to a man when he is pooping.Alyssa Marie will give Randall Ryan a blumpkin.
Author: jibjabjibjab http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/542435847. (Blumpkin) (0↑, 2↓)The fine art of recieving oral pleasure while defacating.Josh's mom gave me great blumpkin and then wiped me afterwards.
Author: wing513 http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/590774748. (Blumpkin) (2↑, 4↓)To receive [fellatio] while simultaneously defecating (blowjob+dump+pumpkin=blumpkin). In other words, the best of both worlds.I got a blumpkin from my girlfriend when I had to take a shit while we were having sex.
Author: IPN http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/575221649. (blumpkin) (0↑, 2↓)A person who doesn't know if they are coming or going.That ditzy girl is such a blumpkin
Author: jc112 http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/555461050. (Blumpkin) (3↑, 5↓)performing fellatio on someone while they are having a shitill squeeze a blumpkin out of you yet, bitch
Author: timtom271 http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/330143751. (Blumpkin) (1↑, 4↓)verb: When a man receives a blowjob while on the toilet or taking a dump.Emily was super drunk and she totally gave me a blumpkin.
Author: n24 http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/422641852. (blumpkin) (15↑, 18↓)The act of receiving oral sex while defecating.Grandma loved the smell grandpa's feces while giving him a blumpkin.
Author: Patrick S. E. D. http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/290431053. (Blumpkin) (5↑, 10↓)Getting a blowjob while taking a huge shit. Derived from combining the first to letters of blowjob to the word pumpkin (the size of the shit taken).Guy 1: Hey, you hear what happened to Marty after Prom? Guy 2: Yeah\! He went to the bathroom and got a blumpkin from his girlfriend.
Author: Jafar6Kumar http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/389607454. (blumpkin) (3↑, 9↓)when a guy is taking a shit and girl is on her knee's giving him some becky\!come give me a blumpkin
Author: liltootie24 http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/415936555. (Blumpkin) (3↑, 10↓)the act of thinking or having an idea."i dont have a [blumpkin] of what we are going to do today."
Author: dayrissa http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/390687856. (Blumpkin) (5↑, 12↓)When girl gives a guy a blowjob while he is sitting on the toilet.Dave: she gave a great Blumpkin while i was taking a shit.
Author: Say What ? http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/327723657. (Blumpkin) (14↑, 22↓)1. (noun): oral sex given to a male partner while he is defecating on a restroom toilet. 2. (noun): a large, fat black man wearing an orange goose down parka. contraction of BLack and pUMPKIN.1. "I took her to the shitter and got a blumpkin. It was greasy though and I think I splashed her chin." 2. "Ha Haaaaaaaaa. Yooooooo\! Hey, yo\! look at that Blumpkin ass nigga."
Author: Deroc http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/334393558. (Blumpkin) (0↑, 10↓)A Halloween Pumpkin with no eyes Its got a lot of Fibre in it and it helps u shit.meh blumpkin
Author: i am matt shadows http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/424236559. (blumpkin) (2↑, 12↓)A fat chick with red hair and resembles a pumpkinThat blumpkin stole my twinkie\!
Author: Bran-Dan http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/390395660. (blumpkin) (8↑, 18↓)the act of recieving a blow job while taking a crapgoldstein: last night i ended up at that asian party and shtuck cindy kim\! kumar: shut the fuck up are you serious? goldstein: yeah man, she even gave me a blumpkin\! Kumar:whats a blumpkin? goldstein:its when a girl gives you head while your on the toilet teaking a hit\!
Author: blither blither blither http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/318625461. (blumpkin) (3↑, 14↓)when in the persuit of taking a shit a girl gives you head while ur are taking care of business on the toilet.after that huge dinner the other night, i got a blumpkin and guess what? there was an island comin outta the wataaaa
Author: phillies finest http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/298266762. (blumpkin) (7↑, 18↓)what jp wants from andreajp - andrea give me some blumpkin andrea - no\! tina - i'll do it\!
Author: jTHIZZwhaa http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/153470963. (blumpkin) (3↑, 15↓)recieving oral while taking A crap.Man gets home from work feels A movement, goes in to the john to relieve himself when woman comes in to give him a blumpkin.
Author: Straightliner http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/302544464. (blumpkin) (16↑, 29↓)The act of simultaneously receiving oral sex and blowing your load while releasing feces.Farcus put one more notch on his belt after last night when Wendy decided she would blow him on the shitter, little did she know his intent was to get a blumpkin.
Author: snagot http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/258344865. (blumpkin) (3↑, 16↓)the act of recieving a blow job whilst a taking a huge dump\!1. Dego:"Where is Alex tonight?" Jordan:"Smokin the reefer" Dego:"Silly Blumpkin" 2. "Damn after alex fell asleep, I was taking a fat shit and his sister kristen came in and gave me a blumpkin. Damn she can suck a mean dick"
Author: The Dego http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/157096466. (Blumpkin) (7↑, 27↓)Verb or noun: The act of receiving oral sex while sitting on the toilet; defecation during pleasure is optional.Jack:"Why does Carl always go to the bathroom with Veronica, leaving with a smile on his face?" John:"Because Veronica is a dirty blumpkin whore." "Adam got a blumpkin from that skank." "Stacy is giving a blumpkin to that guy with HIV."
Author: KevinDeath http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/273659667. (Blumpkin) (3↑, 26↓)The meaning for everything that is good in life.Blumpkins\! come on it describes itself
Author: Swat23 http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/157509968. (blumpkin) (35↑, 65↓)to recieve a blowjob while taking a shit thought to originate at Cliff's place in Eden, NCWhen Jerry walked into Cliff's Place, Mike got so hot and horny he threw Jerry into the restroom and gave him a blumpkin that he would remember for the rest of his life.
Author: JoeyT http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/242090669. (Blumpkin) (96↑, 146↓)The age old activity of recieving a blowjob while pinching a loaf and eating a meatball sub. Experts often let one meatball slip and splatter upon the female's head during orgasm.Any fine sub or hoagie restaurant should have three rest rooms, one designated for Men, one for Women, and the largest designated for Blumpkins.
Author: Aditya, son of Kieron http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/204148970. (Blumpkin) (30↑, 88↓)on the day after Halloween, you find abandoned pumpkins, shit in them and throw them at an orphanage."Jaymac, did you seriously just blumpkin that orphanage? ...you sick fuck."
Author: Dan Shvartsman http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/267246671. (blumpkin) (11↑, 103↓)giving a guy a blow job while he is taking a dump then after the girl puts her face in the toilet while the man cums on her butteww you gave him a blumpkin
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