blumpkin

blumpkin
1. (blumpkin) (12692↑, 3956↓)
The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.

Morty made frequent trips to the office restroom, but never when the janitor who calls Costa Rica is there, because that janitor like to give Blumpkins.

2. (blumpkin) (4270↑, 2807↓)
to recive a blowjob with defecating (taking a dump) The best of two worlds. This is universal, I can't believe it wasn't in here before\!

That New Jersey hooker gave me a blumpkin and a scorching case of genital warts for $3.62

Author: bread infection http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/1489581
3. (blumpkin) (2544↑, 1969↓)
receiving oral sex while taking a shit. see also: crumpkin

she agreed to give me a blumpkin as long as hot karl came to visit.

4. (blumpkin) (1556↑, 1260↓)
The process of excreting fecal matter while at the same time recieving oral pleasure. The process should relieve the male individual in the excreting process as the sensual pleasure eases the anal cavity. Such acts are periodically performed under the influence of Alcohol.

Barrie saw Nick on the shitter and, in her state of drunkneness, gave nick a most excellent blumpkin. It was only after the roommate walked in, did it come to her attention that he was also shitting. hmmmmmm

5. (blumpkin) (574↑, 323↓)
The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time.

Lenny Farinola propositioned every girl in the room for a blumpkin, the one sex act he has yet to master.

6. (blumpkin) (1301↑, 1063↓)
The time honered tradition of recieving a knobber whilst taking a dumple stiltskin.

After a long night of drinking, I tackled a drunk bitch and she gave a me the most glorious blumpkin ever. It was strictly a classy maneuver.

7. (blumpkin) (470↑, 279↓)
Considered a delicacy amongst weird kids, a blumpkin is receiving oral sex while taking a dump. Also used as a chant during basketball games.

Dude, after I took your sister to Taco Bell, she gave me the best blumpkin ever.

8. (blumpkin) (111↑, 52↓)
a blumpkin is when a girl gives a guy a blowjob when he is taking a shit.

blumpkin

9. (blumpkin) (91↑, 65↓)
To receive fellatio while defecating.

When Hans had eaten too much Mexican food one evening, Olga had no choice but to give him a blumpkin.

10. (Blumpkin) (66↑, 53↓)
the act of giving a blowjob to someone while he is taking a shit

Holly gave kyle a blumpkin in her bathroom.

Author: Smoochy da Ryno http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/3369514
11. (blumpkin) (34↑, 18↓)
The act of fellatio performed upon a male who is concurrently engaging in the act of defecation.

1: Carter received a blumpkin from Paige\! 2: Gross\! (now you have a word to rhyme with pumpkin in your poetry)

12. (Blumpkin) (44↑, 28↓)
Taking a shit, while a girl is giving you oral sex, or blowjob.

Goldstein-"I schnooked Cindy Kim..and she even gave me a blumpkin\!" Kumar- "What's a blumpkin?" Goldstein- "It's when a girl gives you head when your taking a shit\!\!"

Author: LOVESBIGBOB'SDICK http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/3671731
13. (Blumpkin) (33↑, 20↓)
getting a blowjob on the toilet while taking a number two.

I got a blumpkin the other night after I ate some taco bell. We both needed toilet paper.

14. (Blumpkin) (26↑, 13↓)
Its when a \#A chick gives you head while your sittin' on the toilet takin' a shit\!" -Harold and Kumar: escape from Guantánamo Bay.

Chick-" Hey you want a Blumpkin?" Guy-" Whats a Blumpkin?" Chick-" Ugh never mind" Guy-"Damn\!"

15. (blumpkin) (19↑, 6↓)
gettin a blowjob while takin a shit on the can variations: [kumpkin] [trumpkin]

tht goddamn whore charges extra for blumpkin if ya shit rlly stanks

Author: cawlahmawtee/bambee/loya http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/4002601
16. (Blumpkin) (14↑, 5↓)
A cocktail tribute to the time-honored tradition of receiving oral sex while defecating: * In a porcelain bowl mix 1oz vodka and 1oz creme de cacao over ice. * Float in two to three Tootsie Rolls * Garnish with several kernels of corn * Top with a blast of whipped cream

Those blumpkins were delicious, but we should wait at least 20 minutes before we have another.

17. (Blumpkin) (15↑, 7↓)
The act of defecating while receiving a blow job.

Blumpkin Haiku: Stinky poo, deep throat\\ Get on your knees now baby\\ Man, I love bumpkins\

18. (Blumpkin) (90↑, 82↓)
Recieving oral sex while taking a shit.

Yo' bitch gave me a blumpkin last night when yas left fa smokes.

19. (Blumpkin) (22↑, 15↓)
To take a shit, while being given head.

Blumpkin.

20. (blumpkin) (11↑, 5↓)
The act of a female drawing a male phallus into her mandibular oraface, while said male evacuates fecal-matter from his rectum.

After I knocked the crack whore's teeth out, I made her give me a toothless blumpkin.

21. (blumpkin) (14↑, 8↓)
receiving fellatio while indulging on battenburg cake.

Rhys: Dude, i got blumpkin last night, it was so rowdy\! Ryan: No way man, no way. I envy that with passion. Rhys: Yeah bro, you should. it was mega. Ross: Hoodrats\!

22. (blumpkin) (33↑, 27↓)
According to Wikipedia, The Howard Stern Show.

After typing in blumpkin on Urbandictionary, I looked for a more extensive definition on Wikipedia.

23. (blumpkin) (16↑, 10↓)
To sit on the can and take your morning shit while recieving great head from someone who likes the smell of a mans dick and shit at the same time.

Damn leatherpigboy1\@aol.com loves givin great Blumpkins to Men\!

24. (Blumpkin) (7↑, 2↓)
When you're taking a big dump on a toilet, and you're getting a blow job, you have an orgasm in her mouth as you let a turd drop.

[Blumpkin]

25. (Blumpkin) (12↑, 7↓)
While a man is taking a poop and his partner proceeds to give him a blowjob.

"Hey, I really need to go to the bathroom." "Sweet\! Can I come give you a blumpkin?\!"

26. (blumpkin) (10↑, 6↓)
the act of a female performing oral sex on a male while at the same time he is on the toilet taking a crap so he feels 2 great pleasures(only 1 if it is a painful crap or she has braces or 2 if it is both situations. if it is both then you are fucking unlucky)

"Last night I went to Asian party and I shtupped Cindy Kim." "Get the fuck out\!" "I'm serious\! She even gave me a blumpkin." A what?" "it's when she gives ya head while your shittin on the toilet." "Awesome\!\!\!\!\!\!"

27. (Blumpkin) (19↑, 15↓)
When you receive head while you are on the toilet taking shit.

Last night my bitch gave me a blumpkin.

28. (Blumpkin) (11↑, 8↓)
1. (noun): oral sex given to a male partner while he is defecating on a restroom toilet. 2. (noun): a large, fat black man wearing an orange goose down parka; contraction of BLack and pUMPKIN.

1. "I took her to the shitter and got a blumpkin. It was greasy though and I think I splashed her chin." 2. "Ha Haaaaaaaaa. Yooooooo\! Hey, yo\! look at that Blumpkin ass nigga."

29. (Blumpkin) (5↑, 3↓)
A blumpkin is when a guy is sitting on the toilet taking a shit while simultaneously receiving dome from a girl

Kyle-"Yoo ryan how was last night with sarah?" Ryan-"So dope, before i knew she was giving me [dome] when i was shitting\!\!\!" Kyle-"you mean like a blumpkin?" Ryan-"exactly"

Author: Tre Bay Locc Dogg http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/4244945
30. (blumpkin) (5↑, 3↓)
when a woman blows a man while he is pooping

"I walked in my house, and my roommate was getting a blumpkin."

31. (Blumpkin) (5↑, 3↓)
Getting a BJ While Taking a massive shit...

"Dude I was taking the Greatest shit, then all of a sudden my chick just gave me a blumpkin\!\!\!

Author: Jesussssssssssssssss http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/3893097
32. (blumpkin) (15↑, 13↓)
When your bodacious broad suckles the delectable juices out of your stiff shaft whilst inhaling the wonderful aroma originating from you pinching off a corny load.

Jimmy had a great bout of blumpkin the other day with his grandmother

Author: Burlybear Bananahammock http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/3262269
33. (blumpkin) (3↑, 2↓)
when a girl gives you head while you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit.

Rosenberg:Hey Kumar i went to that asian party. Kumar:Cool\! What'd you do there Rosenberg:I schupted Cindy Kim. Kumar:Really? Rosenberg:She gave me a blumpkin

34. (Blumpkin) (5↑, 4↓)
Getting a blow job while your taking a shit\!

"This morning my girl gave me the blumpkin of my life"

Author: meloveuloooongtime http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/4147055
35. (Blumpkin) (5↑, 4↓)
A Blumpkin is recieving oral intercourse while taking a shit

"yo i was getting a blumpkin in the outhouse the only thing is she didnt know it was a blumpkin.'

36. (blumpkin) (5↑, 4↓)
Receiving head on the toilet while your partner is taking a boo

Baby i really got to go please let me go ok i will no why dont you join me i will only be a min. ok i'll just finish doing what i was doing but now will just call it a blumpkin

Author: back voice that u dont listen http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/4013794
37. (Blumpkin) (7↑, 6↓)
When you are in the middle of sex, and you have to take a dump. You go and take a crap while your girl sucks on your dick So that your boner stays up.

I had to take a shit while i was fucking kandy, but i didnt want my boner to go down so she gave me a blumpkin.

38. (blumpkin) (12↑, 11↓)
when a girl gives you head while you are taking a shit on the toilet

give me a blumpkin while i drop a deuce

39. (Blumpkin) (0↑, 0↓)
A combination of the two best things in the word\!

Dude, I gotta blumpkin lastnite from my girl, I swear I was in heaven.

40. (Blumpkin) (3↑, 3↓)
Getting a blowjob while your taking a shit.

John: Why did your shit take so long? Ralph: I was getting a blumpkin from Sally.

41. (Blumpkin) (6↑, 6↓)
When a girl gives a guy head while hes taking a smelly shit.

I gave that guy a blumpkin

42. (Blumpkin) (5↑, 5↓)
Blumpkin: receiving fellatio while sitting on a toilet

I farted while shorty was giving me a blumpkin. toilet water splashed on her face while getting a blumpkin.

43. (blumpkin) (4↑, 4↓)
the act of giving head to a person when their shitting

[bob:you got a blumpkin from Hannah] [Steve:yeah it was great\}

Author: grammas tiities http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/4307020
44. (blumpkin) (5↑, 5↓)
The act of a woman giving a man oral sex, while he is taking a dump

I gave George a blumpkin today...it smelled alot,but he liked it

45. (blumpkin) (44↑, 44↓)
Receiving a Blow Job while taking a shit. If done to perfection, than you will die. If both cum and shit excape your body at the same time, then yes you die. If you dont believe me try and find someone who has.

There are no examples for a Blumpkin. Everyones dead.

46. (blumpkin) (0↑, 1↓)
1. (blump-kyn)-noun The act of a person performing oral sex to a man when he is pooping.

Alyssa Marie will give Randall Ryan a blumpkin.

47. (Blumpkin) (0↑, 2↓)
The fine art of recieving oral pleasure while defacating.

Josh's mom gave me great blumpkin and then wiped me afterwards.

48. (Blumpkin) (2↑, 4↓)
To receive [fellatio] while simultaneously defecating (blowjob+dump+pumpkin=blumpkin). In other words, the best of both worlds.

I got a blumpkin from my girlfriend when I had to take a shit while we were having sex.

49. (blumpkin) (0↑, 2↓)
A person who doesn't know if they are coming or going.

That ditzy girl is such a blumpkin

50. (Blumpkin) (3↑, 5↓)
performing fellatio on someone while they are having a shit

ill squeeze a blumpkin out of you yet, bitch

51. (Blumpkin) (1↑, 4↓)
verb: When a man receives a blowjob while on the toilet or taking a dump.

Emily was super drunk and she totally gave me a blumpkin.

52. (blumpkin) (15↑, 18↓)
The act of receiving oral sex while defecating.

Grandma loved the smell grandpa's feces while giving him a blumpkin.

Author: Patrick S. E. D. http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/2904310
53. (Blumpkin) (5↑, 10↓)
Getting a blowjob while taking a huge shit. Derived from combining the first to letters of blowjob to the word pumpkin (the size of the shit taken).

Guy 1: Hey, you hear what happened to Marty after Prom? Guy 2: Yeah\! He went to the bathroom and got a blumpkin from his girlfriend.

54. (blumpkin) (3↑, 9↓)
when a guy is taking a shit and girl is on her knee's giving him some becky\!

come give me a blumpkin

55. (Blumpkin) (3↑, 10↓)
the act of thinking or having an idea.

"i dont have a [blumpkin] of what we are going to do today."

56. (Blumpkin) (5↑, 12↓)
When girl gives a guy a blowjob while he is sitting on the toilet.

Dave: she gave a great Blumpkin while i was taking a shit.

57. (Blumpkin) (14↑, 22↓)
1. (noun): oral sex given to a male partner while he is defecating on a restroom toilet. 2. (noun): a large, fat black man wearing an orange goose down parka. contraction of BLack and pUMPKIN.

1. "I took her to the shitter and got a blumpkin. It was greasy though and I think I splashed her chin." 2. "Ha Haaaaaaaaa. Yooooooo\! Hey, yo\! look at that Blumpkin ass nigga."

58. (Blumpkin) (0↑, 10↓)
A Halloween Pumpkin with no eyes Its got a lot of Fibre in it and it helps u shit.

meh blumpkin

Author: i am matt shadows http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/4242365
59. (blumpkin) (2↑, 12↓)
A fat chick with red hair and resembles a pumpkin

That blumpkin stole my twinkie\!

60. (blumpkin) (8↑, 18↓)
the act of recieving a blow job while taking a crap

goldstein: last night i ended up at that asian party and shtuck cindy kim\! kumar: shut the fuck up are you serious? goldstein: yeah man, she even gave me a blumpkin\! Kumar:whats a blumpkin? goldstein:its when a girl gives you head while your on the toilet teaking a hit\!

Author: blither blither blither http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/3186254
61. (blumpkin) (3↑, 14↓)
when in the persuit of taking a shit a girl gives you head while ur are taking care of business on the toilet.

after that huge dinner the other night, i got a blumpkin and guess what? there was an island comin outta the wataaaa

Author: phillies finest http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/2982667
62. (blumpkin) (7↑, 18↓)
what jp wants from andrea

jp - andrea give me some blumpkin andrea - no\! tina - i'll do it\!

63. (blumpkin) (3↑, 15↓)
recieving oral while taking A crap.

Man gets home from work feels A movement, goes in to the john to relieve himself when woman comes in to give him a blumpkin.

64. (blumpkin) (16↑, 29↓)
The act of simultaneously receiving oral sex and blowing your load while releasing feces.

Farcus put one more notch on his belt after last night when Wendy decided she would blow him on the shitter, little did she know his intent was to get a blumpkin.

65. (blumpkin) (3↑, 16↓)
the act of recieving a blow job whilst a taking a huge dump\!

1. Dego:"Where is Alex tonight?" Jordan:"Smokin the reefer" Dego:"Silly Blumpkin" 2. "Damn after alex fell asleep, I was taking a fat shit and his sister kristen came in and gave me a blumpkin. Damn she can suck a mean dick"

66. (Blumpkin) (7↑, 27↓)
Verb or noun: The act of receiving oral sex while sitting on the toilet; defecation during pleasure is optional.

Jack:"Why does Carl always go to the bathroom with Veronica, leaving with a smile on his face?" John:"Because Veronica is a dirty blumpkin whore." "Adam got a blumpkin from that skank." "Stacy is giving a blumpkin to that guy with HIV."

67. (Blumpkin) (3↑, 26↓)
The meaning for everything that is good in life.

Blumpkins\! come on it describes itself

68. (blumpkin) (35↑, 65↓)
to recieve a blowjob while taking a shit thought to originate at Cliff's place in Eden, NC

When Jerry walked into Cliff's Place, Mike got so hot and horny he threw Jerry into the restroom and gave him a blumpkin that he would remember for the rest of his life.

69. (Blumpkin) (96↑, 146↓)
The age old activity of recieving a blowjob while pinching a loaf and eating a meatball sub. Experts often let one meatball slip and splatter upon the female's head during orgasm.

Any fine sub or hoagie restaurant should have three rest rooms, one designated for Men, one for Women, and the largest designated for Blumpkins.

Author: Aditya, son of Kieron http://blumpkin.urbanup.com/2041489
70. (Blumpkin) (30↑, 88↓)
on the day after Halloween, you find abandoned pumpkins, shit in them and throw them at an orphanage.

"Jaymac, did you seriously just blumpkin that orphanage? ...you sick fuck."

71. (blumpkin) (11↑, 103↓)
giving a guy a blow job while he is taking a dump then after the girl puts her face in the toilet while the man cums on her butt

eww you gave him a blumpkin

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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